The majority of code undergoes review on platforms like Github or Gitlab, which is highly efficient. However, consider a less conventional approach: printing out your code and sending the printout via fax for a personal review by Elon Musk!
Get your code review print out back with Elon Musks handwritten notes and hand drawn emojis.
Go to your favorite text editor, select all the code you wrote in the last 30 days ago and copy paste it into Microsoft Word. Then press Print. Easy as that.
Take your code print outs and fax them to our troll free number. Our AI will recombine the pages in correct order and then robot technology will deliver them to Elon for review.
All code reviews merged after a review by Elon Musk are automatically re-printed and sent to space aboard a SpaceX rocket. *Enterprise plan only.
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It’s time to take control of your code reviews. Let Elon Musk help you!
Our process is so simple and efficient that people cant help but fall in love with code reviews conducted by Elon Musk on your very own print outs.
I used to have to wait ages for my code to get examined. I've been printing it all up and showing it to Elon since Friday, and it's been so great!
Paper is still relevant today! What a fantastic way to complete code reviews! I adore it.
I am even more productive as a result. I simply press the code, print it, and send it in! And it's much faster now that you can fax!
This is revolutionary. I'm kicking myself for not considering this. Having made ProductHunt the top
When requested to print my code, I laughed, but this really does work.
This is really my jam! Print outs, faxes and hand written code reviews. Retro but unmistakingly the future.
I adore how Elon grades my code and writes the reviews by hand. much like my lecturers in college. from the 1940s.
Writing code by hand is the best method to learn programming, I tell my pupils. I advise everyone to submit their handwritten code for evaluation to Elon Musk.
Simple pricing, for social media juggernauts of any size.
It doesn’t matter what your market cap is, let Elon check your code, personally.
Good for anyone getting started in the social media game.
Perfect for large social media companies.
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Such an awe-inspiring service yet simple service is hard to believe - so you may have some questions. Here are some of the more frequent asked.
Of course! Elon has rescheduled large blocks of time away from making electric cars and saving humanity by colonizing Mars to focus almost entirely on reviewing YOUR code.
This service is very inexpensive. Check out our pricing table. To ensure the continuation of life on planet Earth code reviews are one of the safest ways to ensure no large infestations of bugs occur.
Due to Elon's fanatical adherence to time mangement principles and his magical 'LGTM' commentary there won't ever be a pull request that goes un-reviewed for longer than 2 to 3 minutes. As such we do not foresee needing to hire any more people.